Collection: Senior Procrastinator

Enter the Senior Procrastinator collection by Quirk & Co—saluting the sloth who turned Netflix, "Later" notes, and desk debris into a career. Oversized tees slouch through "to-dos," caps delay drama with flair, totes postpone panic for groceries or gadgets.

Quirk cred: Productivity's arch-nemesis, styled for eternal "in a minute." Snooze button sold separately.